My ex now wears $2000 cotton hoodies
While I’m here making silk kimonos for $300
Should’ve charged more https://t.co/EQRPyjuaFK
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NOW: @stabledash today at 1:30 PM ET on multistrategy vs specialty yield, and GPU financing as a new yield source. Tune in.
https://t.co/hT5BQPzR4T
9/24/2026 17:40
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We're giving away TWO Token2049 tickets with our friends at @jpegtrading
- Follow @perena & @jpegtrading
- Comment with TICKET
- QT with your hottest take on stablecoins and yield products
We'll contact the lucky winners by EOW. https://t.co/4q...
9/23/2026 18:10
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If you think equities onchain are interesting, watch out for fixed income.
And not just US Treasuries and general private credit, but the whole yield curve -- including rates and credit derivatives.
There are so many specialty and niche yield sourc...
9/22/2026 16:14
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It took me embarrassingly long to discover why it's X not CT.
Most of the eyeballs on here are looking at jokes, politics, and AI.
9/22/2026 16:06
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Dear $2.38B in Aave, the Fed hiked rates.
Do you live in a cave?? https://t.co/fR0ZX9dEgH
9/18/2026 21:25
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Five years from now, every startup that slapped “.ai” onto its domain will regret dating itself to the 2020s.
9/18/2026 14:56
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ZEC is a self fulfilling prophecy https://t.co/ohU5P5YMpH
9/18/2026 04:09
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Perena is dropping our gold checkmark on X and filing a chargeback on the unethical practices of @PremiumBusiness.
After multiple rounds of back and forth, we've failed to achieve a resolution on X's bot activities and fake metrics. We raised these ...
9/17/2026 17:07
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I'm co-hosting a dinner with @mercury in NYC later this month.
Mostly for people building at the intersection of fintech and AI, but I’d also love to meet founders building other cool things.
DM to join. https://t.co/W4AawabWkZ
9/15/2026 15:09
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Sperm cells make incredible data centers.
750 MB of data in a single sperm cell. 215 petabytes in one gram of DNA.
Went down a rabbit hole on data centers and the aha moment clicked that we are still in the stone age of external storage and it made...
9/15/2026 02:15
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AI is beating digital assets in its own turf: financing.
We structured a 20% APY deal on GPU financing and I wanted to cross reference the deal with operators across compute, GPUs, data center, and energy.
RWA tokenization is running at turtle spee...
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