your company is down a trillion dollars because you had affairs with other women
the jokes write themselves https://t.co/HMKLAQJkpk
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$SPY already bounced from the 200DMAs and is on the verge of continuing the trend into new ATHs
$BTC is testing 200DMAs right now
very important to hold this level and regain upside momentum soon imo. https://t.co/PcwiLMdTDh
11/11/2026 16:08
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during times like this I can sit back and feel good knowing that I'm not ashamed of any of the trades I took.
every setup that didn't work in the past month was an iteration of the same setup that worked beautifully in the month(s) before.
a cycle ...
11/10/2026 16:20
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“the crypto market sucks, and it’s never coming back. it’s over.”
- guy that was shilling XPL as everything else rallied https://t.co/7OPKDTWgC5
11/9/2026 21:02
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my anti-establishment money is going down because of democrats and Jensen Huang having an affair https://t.co/NHZKgJydtL
11/9/2026 14:54
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trying player prop today
Acuff is about to be guarded by Davion Mitchell all night so I’m feeling good about under
let’s see. https://t.co/zjTaVd6AwJ
11/9/2026 01:23
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For Cavs to be priced this unfavorably at home, and they had to blow a 30 point lead the first game
idk man this just seems like good odds. I’ll take it https://t.co/B4wGZUrhc1
11/6/2026 23:37
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it's nothing new, we get to experience a taste of a bullmarket for 2-3 months out of the year, and the rest of that time is spent chopping / bleeding
'haircut szn'
you watch as even dead coins rally and the worst traders you know outperform simply ...
11/6/2026 15:55
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We've decided to close nearly all of our equity longs into last nights emotional buying. One of our most profitable months ever. Thank you to our counterparties on those trades.
11/5/2026 16:38
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this is clearly the selloff that was meant to retrace the buyback rally of the democrats winning that retraced the selloff that was priced in to the democrats winning which was a pricing in of the market buying back to the pricing in of the selloff t...
11/5/2026 15:18
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no full retraces
hold the line. https://t.co/9neWYzMZMb
11/5/2026 14:58
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groupchat collectively decided I should take this bet cause “its a lock”
they’re often right https://t.co/cYtXf0ogoX
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