The @Kimi_Moonshot people are a special bunch too.
"You have to write an email to opt out of training"
<I write an email>
"Thank you for your email, what is your email address?"
@peter_szilagyi
Me: Hey Claude, investigate why CI hung for 2h on the PR,
Claude: It's not hung, @github takes 1h to ingest a 1MB log line.
Me: https://t.co/O27cTW8ySC
10/7/2026 12:46
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Me: Claude, start the fuzzer on MAX 40 threads.
Claude: I started it, but it uses 63 threads. I'm leaving it as is unless you say otherwise.
10/6/2026 06:35
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Me: Claude, what's the progress?
Claude: Fable is still running
<20 mins later>
Me: Claude, still alive?
Claude: Yes, Fable is still running
<20 mins later>
Me: Dude, check on Fable
Claude: Oh, Fable hung 40 mins ago.
10/5/2026 09:58
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@peter_szilagyi
My fuzzer found a crash.
Me: Claude, can you figure it out.
<10 mins later Claude still spins: this, no, this, no, this no>
Me pissed: Ugh, seems you're not smart enough, just give it to Astra.
Claude: Ok.
<1 min lateR>
Claude: Astra fou...
10/4/2026 14:37
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Claude: Code is done.
Me: But it has O(n2) complexity.
Claude: It's fine, we only have a few items.
// 3 days later
Claude: I found an issue! This code has O(n2) completixy.
Me: I kill you
10/2/2026 13:09
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Me yesterday: Hi Berti, I have this bigass mobile overhaul task list.
<hoping it gets done in a couple weeks>
Berti today: Done?
=)
10/2/2026 10:45
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Claude: There is a bug in Cloudflare's workerd, so I need to work around it.
Me: Erm, is it a known bug?
Claude: No, it's not a known bug and it can resurrect closed websockets. I need to work around it.
Dafuq, did Claude casually sit on a zeroday?
10/1/2026 16:26
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@peter_szilagyi
Which one of you nerfed Opus 5.5, it's a fucking moron today.
10/1/2026 15:16
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@peter_szilagyi
Me: Claude, implement xyz and have Astra review it
Claude: I implemented it but Astra found an issue, what now?
Me: /facepalm
10/1/2026 12:06
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Me: Hey Claude, can you help clean this video recording up, there's some fan noise in the background.
Claude: "The hum isn't a fan—its 59.94 Hz fundamental matches the video frame rate, indicating GoPro electronics leaking frame-rate buzz into the i...
9/29/2026 08:11
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Imma jump out a window if Claude names one more type "State" or "Outbound"...
9/28/2026 19:30
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