first in my bloodline going to bed thinking about ai consciousness
@dianalokada
there’re bigger problems in life than ai safety. for example, figuring out if your fav poster on x is gay, has a gf, single, or married
10/4/2026 14:33
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Son, your dad and i are unfollowing each other on twitter
10/3/2026 00:46
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@dianalokada
you’re invited to the super intelligence terminally online luncheon.
which seat are you choosing? https://t.co/BHrM18yr32
10/3/2026 00:07
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@dianalokada
you can control boys by resetting their token usage limits
10/2/2026 23:00
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day in the life of an X user:
- wake up and check X
- coffee while monitoring the situation on X
- meet friends to discuss tweets from X
- get food and and be on X
- go for a walk while scrolling X
- take egirl on a date to show her funny tweets fro...
10/2/2026 13:18
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@dianalokada
not to be a flirt but i wouldnt mind to be sandboxed and air-gapped
10/1/2026 14:53
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@dianalokada
if a twitter boy sends you his fav funny tweets, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture
10/1/2026 04:25
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@dianalokada
don’t call yourself a new yorker if you never made out in the West Village during a weekly fake hurricane flood warning after running a half marathon in Central park right before cocktails on a rooftop in Soho
10/1/2026 04:13
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@dianalokada
dressed up like a Blue Bottle cup today https://t.co/VNZwhsbvoO
9/27/2026 22:21
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having a husband is insane because it’s like your personal autonomous AI agent
9/27/2026 22:14
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