If an Asian exchange offers you 1000x leverage that’s a sign of great respect in their culture
@GwartyGwart
Imagine being Cobie and you’re accustomed to some ebeggar who sent $6 of USDT on tron demanding you stop everything you’re doing to help them recover their funds and then Ari Paul just casually drops that he has $25m missing and thinks coinbase may b...
9/29/2026 21:38
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I have no concept of bond yields because I used to get 4000% apy on pancakeswap stablepair pools. I think I just assumed boomers were getting something similar this whole time
9/23/2026 22:12
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ICO beast learning something that most of us figured out years ago: under no circumstances should you ever accept a real job
9/22/2026 11:58
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Kalshi is selling all of your orderflow to Mossad. The name ICOBeast can be found hundreds of times in the Epstein flight logs. I will be sharing my story on stream this week with the Guy who writes Threads and then, god willing, next Sunday on 60 mi...
9/21/2026 10:16
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It’s “trump is a grifter” (true) or “the Democrats are communists” (true) but never “maybe a third additional reason clarity failed is because crypto has done virtually nothing for the lives of the median American, the notion that this is a grassroot...
9/17/2026 10:23
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Call your senator right now and tell them if they don’t pass Clarity we are going to do so much crime
9/15/2026 16:24
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Your honor my client was at serious risk of becoming a member of the permanent underclass
9/15/2026 14:09
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Most traders give up right before they were going to use the exact perfect amount of leverage
9/14/2026 12:28
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Guys this cat meme is all over TikTok, it’s viral on TikTok and when a 15 year old girl sees this meme on TikTok her first thought is “where can I invest in this, this is so investable” and that’s when she comes to the bonding curve and that’s when w...
9/13/2026 16:02
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@GwartyGwart
We mapped all 166k neurons in the brain of a fruit fly and then let it loose in an uncontrolled setting and it immediately started scanning low market cap tickers in the group chat
9/9/2026 18:45
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Everywhere you look there are incredible things going on: cancer vaccine on the horizon, millennium prizes being solved, Fomo finding a way to fill me at literally 2x the current market cap of a token
9/8/2026 18:38
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